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Nov
10

She’s on the Donut Diet

Clearly following the advice, and it’s working!

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Nov
09

Donuts are the new protein shakes

There are so many reasons I love America. Topping the list is Krispy Kreeme Donuts. Take some lovely processed flour. Add sugar. Deep fry that bitch. And enjoy.

Many of us tend to save the donuts for mid afternoon snacks, weekend meals, and every other day breakfast. But this is taking it to the next logical step. The gym! Why didn’t I think of that. Clearly, the best place to add fat into your diet is at the gym where you are so quickly losing it. Nice thinking guys!

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With all this talk of the Pop Tart Diet and the Twinkie Diet, it’s about time someone just cut to the chase and gave us what we wanted

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Nov
09

Tiny Dancer

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That’s what I’m talking about.

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Nov
07

Wasting time on Muscles

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Let them die!

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Nov
05

How Does this Thing Work?

Kids can be so stupid. I hope one day she grows up to be nice and fat.

Remember kids, stay off the treadmill, stay fat, gym fail!

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Nov
04

Save Yourselves!

If there is one thing I like more than a fat person, it’s an HONEST fat person! Thanks, fatty, for this honest fat fail. I can’t imagine what kind of horrible things happened while using this stair master.

Save Yourself

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Nov
03

Bro Fight: Subway Edition

Sometimes a drunken Bro needs a sandwich. Thanks to a successful marketing campaign, often the first thing one thinks of is Subway. So, our friendly bro has had a few too many shots of the Situations Vodka and the jingle rings in his head – Five dollars. Five dollar footlong.

But here’s the thing. Bro’s need whole wheat and lean meat. If they don’t get that, the shirt is coming off and someone is going to get messed up. In this case, it’s the bro. And trust me, the conclusion to this is ultra satisfying. So watch it through, don’t skip ahead.

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Nov
03

I beat Anorexia

My hat goes off to this amazing individual. He beat all the odds, woofed down cheeseburger after cheeseburger, pounds of chips, and pastures worth of roast beef to beat what must have been a horrible case of anorexia. Bravo good sir. Bravo.

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